Your religion, my one is better

There are many gods, they are all servants of the one true god, the god of reason.

Who created the universe from a single point mass.

Who unfolded all things of all times, using a system that could be understood by beings that would later self assemble as a result of the original work.

All the universe is knowable, all things are true, due to the plurality of existence brought forth by the great maker.

Why?

She had no choice!

This is not even close to what happened.