16.5.09

In the 1700s an out of control harvester, dangerously off balance was stopped using unthreshed wheat stalks thrown into the gears. The wheat was ground down into a fine powder which jammed the works and brought the harvester to a stop.


It was the first known instance of wholemeal stasis.

12.5.09

Fashionable clothing

Ugly and uncomfortable are the two words I would use to describe fashion.

The idea that what you wore yesterday somehow now disgusts you merely because it is no longer original is a disturbing thing.

Progress is driven by innovation.

The new often is more useless than the old.

Advertisements are not worth raising my leg to piss on; they are already so soaked in the fetid urine of a million worthless marketers that I suspect the urine would splash back and wet my socks.

People walk faster in the city, my theory, nowhere to go, penned in, large crowd, clearly a reason to panic.

I ascribe the scarcity of public bloodlust and violence to mind control drugs, vented from every air conditioning unit.

There are worse ways to get a venereal disease than licking a toilet seat; at least you know you deserved it.

Why do teenagers drink?

Why do teenagers drink on playgrounds?

Are they trying to regain some lost youth or naivety that was crushed from them by the bleak outlook described by those older than them?

Probably not, as Larry says: 'less moving parts, easier to build'.


Eat something you dislike.

11.5.09

Lies and human filth

After you lie to someone enough timesthey stop listening

Not just to your lies

But to the truth as well

Now

A disaffected, hedonistic society

What the fuck are they going to do for fun?


Whatever they hell the please


I know you dislike terrorism

Terror is a bad thing right?

Fear so crippling you have to roll 3d6s and discard the lowest roll to test your leadership

But good terrorism, the best stuff?

Thats keeping everything silent, the silence that rings in your ears, telling you how you could have a bigger cock, or sleep with Bill Clinton.

Those are the only distractions the enslaved mass entertainment shitpipe spews, which one are you falling for?