Chocolate reproduction

Only by confronting the unknown with certainty can we validate our existence.

Albatross

Lady walked into the library, through stacks of novels with a fondness
and familiarity, the knowledge within this place was familiar to her.

She sat down and took from her bag a heavy volume procured from one of
the lower stacks. The book was filled with the familiar and the new in
a fascinating balance.

Finding her interest drawn repeatedly to this volume she had spent the
last week pouring over its contents, feeling a thrill of adventure.

In the opposite booth, Gentleman noticed her. Forgetting his own study
he leaned over her shoulder and read the words on the page she was
reading.

Lady turned the page, aware of the intrusion. Her attention was
focused on the beauty of the language within the book, the challenges
of metaphor and carefully crafted lies from which she brought forth
the truth.

Gentleman continued reading, fascinated by the poetry of the language
laid out before him, repeating an action long familiar of viewing from
the perspective of another and seeing ones own mind in the process.

Lady turned the page, a small white card with red lettering lay
between the two pages.

It read; I love you.

As one the pair smiled, their lips twisting into a sign of happiness
as their hands found each other.

Their lips met and they spoke joyfully of love.

Quack

Only a genius can tell the difference between an insanity and genius, and only an insane person would mistake the two for each other.

Geometry

This is my face.


Adjust your Cartesian planes accordingly.

Zinc and Cobalt

P1: The universe is governed by natural law
P2: Natural law applies to all things within the universe
P1, P2 :. C1: Everything in the universe is natural


With great care one plucks weeds from flowers for fear the roots are entangled.

A story is used to tell the truth

A man seeks enlightenment, disbelieves stories of left and right hand path as only options, claims middle path possible.

Travels many miles to gateless gate, insists he will travel middle path, finds himself having walked the right hand path.

Corrects his desires, controls his will, learns peace with self, yet has a desire to travel the middle path.

Travels many miles to gateless gate, insists he will travel middle path, finds himself having walked the left hand path.

Loses himself in worldly pleasure, imposes will on others, treats truth as weapon, steels will and seeks middle path.

Travels many miles to gateless gate, insists he will travel middle path, bangs head on stone pillar, is enlightened.

A man eating his own head

Hi there Sarah

No, you know drugs, he is a cool guy

Just don't mention the war.

Which war?

Ah, a comedian, and one with talent, I can tell. You will be rich, or dead.


Derp

The Liberal party are hard line capitalists; willing to do in exchange for money. The real issue here is illegality of MDMA. So long as it is kept this way, how many more donations will dedicated capitalist parties receive?

DA is feed pedophiles to their psychic sharks

The future is here, and this is still true.

This is a pretty sexy article here though.

You know, if things like "The internet recipe (which had been posted on a website dedicated to drug abuse)..." don't scare you from a supposedly objective report.

I wonder if there is anything good on these drug abusing websites, I probably should find out both sides of the story.

I mean, certain drugs are illegal for a reason right.

Well, somebody knows what is better for me than I do, so I guess I should trust law enforcement with health.

Certainly not oh say, doctors (insert any number of medical uses for illegal substances here).

Or pharmaceutical companies (insert unrestricted analogues used in research here).

Though maybe the old dope peddler (insert stats on tainted drug products sold not containing literature referring to safe use, a doctors consultation, carefully metered dosages, or even a guaranteed product, due to their illegality) (maybe add the cost of human life, lost revenue, medical complications, crime resulting from addictive behavior, prison sentences served by criminals fulfilling a deficit of supply meeting demand).

Course, if I went to the trouble of citing all those papers, we all would just ignore it anyway.



Mediocrity is a fatal disease.

An open letter to the pie slinger who claims to be against the creation of pretentious art

The use of a cream pie as a weapon is irreverent humor, which I love. But it is still the use of food as a weapon. I would be less upset at the idea of shooting somebody and then feeding the hungry with their corpse; at least the bullet would not be squandered.

A capitalist and pretentious artist is what you have become, in attempting to subvert you have been subverted.


I'd rather eat it myself

The Problem with Pi

Want to know what is really irrational?

Treating an arc like a straight line.

Euclid and Pythagoras have not to my knowledge offered a rationale behind the transform.



So I postulate:

Position affects dimension.

Natural fiction

For matters of knowledge, defer to experience.
For matters of the unknown, defer to innocence.

Weird and strange is a word for difference
But difference is only valid over time
Universally difference is only a transform
So it is really only something you have not yet experienced fully
To me, all things are weird

A sexy hypothesis: Toilet training alters social attitudes towards sex.

14:45:56 nelix: friday was just about as much stimulation as i need for the next 10 billion years
14:45:59 nelix: lol
14:48:34 nelix: you're stupidly smart and well memoried, and a hipnotist, holy shit i was tripping balls

Pearls before swine

Truth is not gathered though whoever shouts their opinion loudest.

Whisper in the right ears, and the truth is whatever you want it to be.

This tastes like shit, try it.
This smells off, smell it.
Sharing distasteful experiences.
Beauty is dead, but god is still alive.

Dutty Wine seems to be a dance similar to the can-can

Stay true to your morals in your dreams.
Stay true to your morals by dreaming.
Stay true to your morals in your dreams.
Stay true to your morals by dreaming.
You're right if only you believe it.

Runes is religion in pog form.

What are you on?

Inhibition of ones learning and memory when coupled with a strong dopamine release seems to create a state in which ones ideas may easily be questioned or changed.

I think this is a positive thing.

Dissipation of black holes

Hawking radiation is a means of a black hole dissipating energy. If this scales with size of a black hole then it is easy enough to expect it may be in the form of an inverse square, somewhat akin to gravity.

What happens when black holes collide? If similar to eddies, does this imply universal creation/recreation via a singular really ultra supermassive black hole?

And of course the applicable cliché is required: Does this mean that black holes intersect? Could particles drawn into one appear as hawking radiation from another? If there is a means of energy transfer between, what does this imply for logistics?

I am not a space pilot, but if nobody else is interested in flying into a black hole to see what happens I volunteer.

My ball is not a ball but it is made of smaller balls that are transformed into tubes and interwoven

dilbert is not funny
it has not been for a while
why do i keep reading it?

Process Dependant Cognition

Ethics is an
Honest approach to the
Search for
Truth


The truth is back ordered, all we have is this box of waffles.

Knowing is spiritual, Judging is hurtful

America was founded on the ideal of polite domination.

You may own a slave, but you must act upset that they decided to become a slave.

The idea is that whoever has the most power, also has the most guilt.

And it works.

We all know what guilt is and who is the most guilty, is there an ethical way of interacting with them?

Trance is the new Folk

It consists of:
Repetition
Sounds and melodies designed to appeal to a wide audience
Catchy themes
Nothing to object to
Repetition

Science fiction

In Stranger in a Strange Land, a single human has a Utopian ideal and shares it then becomes an martyr.

In Brave New World, a single human has an insane ideal of introducing guilt into a society that has taken on the ideal of Stranger in a Strange Land, then becomes an, well, it was bound to happen, he was too stupid to survive on his own, it was a merciful death.

And now for something completely different.

The Man is all about The Man

The Man has a secret admirer.

I can't remember if I posted the comic on here, but some of it is also here.

This is probably slowly

You are now communicating manually
Per special request
Then I went to the donkey show, my reaction distilled below
What?