But I should pick up something to do; playing with knives and getting drunk every weekend is hardly a noble pursuit.
However fun it may be.
If you ever hear two Chinese people speaking in their native language about how they need to score some weed at uni, laugh, I did.
Maternal breeding sac day poem for the woman who took it upon herself to propagate her gametes in the form of three human offspring:
Today has become,
Doughnut bacon surprise cake,
happy mother's day.
If I were female, I would just have my eggs surgically removed and buried under a tree
Bah, humbug
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