Duet

I found a lady who was sweeter than honey
who would yell "fuck me Jesus" to me
but she loved tying me to a cross
and when i shaved my beard she broke up with me

Human Forum

Japanese popular culture according to the media I am getting is one of excess and conformity.

It seems very far removed from the traditional culture that is talked about in the hagakure; A culture of balance and moderation, of finding a path and doing your best in the living of all elements of your life.

Perhaps feudalism is better than capitalism in some regards.

Multiplayer Lan etc

A startling revelation has surfaced by way of correlation; belief in a manevolant male god increases your chance of anger filled violent outbursts.

Nobody has called me to ask for further information, and I think I might be on a terrorist watch list after calling the USSA embasy.

I probably wouldn't even be posting in this blog if 420 was still up...

DAMN YOU CP

Oh, but xenocide was such a better book...

Ever want to feel like Ender?

Just play the first 20 levels of advance wars DS and you'll see what I mean.

I'm just waiting for the penny to drop and the SPOILER to realize that I'm actually killing people.

Fucking pictures

Will they fire me if I call in sick today?

A clearly dreary morning
My head pounds from the drink.
I'm praying for a good excuse
To lie in bed and think

I'll be right for the 12th tomorrow
If I can just sleep through today.
The september sun is burning
Labors prospect brings dismay.

But i've got work to do
That if I skip i'll get the sack.
I need a miricle
To get the suits up off my back.

So please god, a distraction.
Something big enough to set
The bosses sights upon the distance
and my tardieness forget.

The tv hurts my bloodshot eyes
The morning news I see
It seems that god granted my wish
This day belongs to me.

So thank you Eris god of discord
I see i'm truly blessed
I think of you as I close my eyes
And enjoy my hard earned rest.

Study

Seems like the time I feel most like living my life is when I'm in SWOTvac or something akin. I should pretend I have exams looming every day, and that everytime I go outside I am blowing off study. Whoever invented homework should be shot, whoever invented examinations should be allowed to live. Exams are worthless, a simple arguement. Exams test ability to take exams, I suck at that so I have a lot against them. Exams are anonymous, and nobody trusts anonymous on the internets.

I'm not doing a good job, this writing is trash, e-mail me if you want your time refunded.

Soon Tip

My internet connection has been restored.

I am writing two bibles to help guide the masses who annoy me.

One is all about Eris, since I realized I was a pope a couple months ago.

The other one is about the two major methods of thinking in the world, logical and empathetic.

I'm nearly all out of brown crayons.

Seriously guys

I told you to knock it off, but what do you do?

I don't know.

I get the feeling there are only about 100 people on the internet at any one time, and they all try to act like each other.

Though that probably means I should stop accessing the same forums and imageboards...

At least I don't use fark.

Also: can you believe how easy it is to do things using your mind?

I'm going to play with corpses again sometime really soon

Awful pun or is it?

The theory of the big crunch simply states that everything will come together nicely in the end.

YARG, evil laugh

Superhero's don't understand how evil my grin is.

I could shake their hand and tell them my deathray was just called that because ray charles is dead.

And they would believe me

So, god told you to do what?

So, anyone care to guess why religion make me feel uneasy?

Wave garden

I will build it, I will think in it
It will be a garden where I grow

Democracy

Time flowed differently, my days slipped easily into my nights without any notice of transition

I felt older, although that which defined me as a child slipped away

When I was a kid I wanted to study palaeontology

Asia Explained using Star Craft

Pictured above is my explanation of the current situation in Asia.

China decided to bomb a small island in between itself and Taiwan for ten straight years (or so I was told by someone who I believed). They didn't have a good reason, but Taiwanese space marines that went through that place were killed by the siege tanks that China placed in Xiamen.

The two loops along the coast of China represent where I figure Shanghai and Beijing are.

To the north you can see that North Korea has got an academy pumping out Ghosts, one of which has used a silo attached to a command centre to launch a nuke, we are all fucked, we all hate that god damn sound byte.

And South Korea are being bitches and going for a zergling rush, but they won't make it, they suck.

A poem without humility or honor

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In the land of the rising sun,
Giant mecha battle godzilla for dominance.
Cherry blossoms falling on snow.



Pathetic shit at the moodle forums today, the standard of gaia and 4chan contrasted against the rantings of horatio say without a doubt that our philosophy class does not even rate.

Note to self: burn something large, remember kat.

ah, he isn't dead

Faced with a good life
Most any mind will go blunt
Complacent fools die

Photon cat and the amazing caffine driven robot

I found myself in a dream of sorts, surrounded by four figures closed to the rest of the world to some degree. They spoke in turn to me, threatening me with their strange insinuations. The Zeroth hissed in my ear "You must play the game." The First came next, softly telling me "You can't win." The Second speaking firmly informed me "You can't break even." Finally The Third jumped forward and shouted in my face "You can't quit the game."

I ran screaming from them, but still the followed me, always surrounding me as semi permeable barrier between myself and the rest of the universe, taking, always taking from every interaction, slowly reducing everything done to entropy.

Poison and a fish of a similar name

God damn donut puncher

I don't know why I said that, but I have a good story about the world

Of course, I didn't bother writing it down.

Hrmm, what else

Oh yeah

I had some food today and it was really great tasting

It was like amazing

eh, fuck it

bash.org

maddox.xmission.com

tits or GTFO!

Another dragon

And I'll be damned if I haven't started writing my essay on dragon/human relations

Take over the world, today’s plan!

Genetically altered mushroom spores that trigger with secondary metabolites that trigger hallucinations and have a hypnotic effect will be ejected into the atmosphere, they will disperse and travel throughout the globe, until most of the world's human population will be suggestible and unable to function effectively. The spores will have a short half-life in the body and no tolerance or addictive qualities.

An antidote will be offered to all effected, with a catch, it will sterilize you.

People have the choice of living in madness or losing their abilities to reproduce. However, given their suggestible nature while intoxicated and the vivid hallucinogenic outbursts, they should be easily pliable.

Those who are not given the drug can be utilized as easily manipulated and driven workers, who will breed to keep the world populated while those who have become sterile and are in favor of the world governing power will be able to earn the right to adopt and raise these children.

Dissidents will be administered large doses of the hallucinogen and will no longer be administered their medication. Thus you may breed and dream or think and obey.

FEAR AND LOATHING

I can't believe it makes sense

A burp is the last of the taste of a food coming up backward. That is
why it tastes odd and at times unpleasant.


What if someone's name was written in the sky and it was yours?


The jitters in my voice
Madness has touched me
Invasive
Parasitic hosts
Tactical approach
Tact in red wine
No candy for breakfast
Dad and mom,
I love you


Friend: I wonder if being a dictator is fun
Zacius: Of course it is; who doesn't want total power?

SILENCE

Zacius: I mean, go democracy


Monkey
I like ducks
Fuck a carrot
Eat pudding
Candy course
Dog banana
Fishing rod


Every cigarette tastes like her


Autism
Call me pernickety, picky
I know something is different
Nothing is missing but the room
Isn't comfortable anymore


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Orange
Fuck you


Crystallised oil spears – Chips when you vomit


In every house you look, an idiot


Are people born stupid? Or is it a failing of their childhood?


I will rule the world

The burbling fountain of
murmuring brook, that forces
a rock to pass by.

Challenged to burn a frenzy
of thought, elemental fury drives
onward.

Stoic and dying, the earth calls
us forward, its brain and
legs born far too weak

The friend of the muse, in
papers good grace, yet loving the
warmth with its call.

The we will hunt, tomorrows
sweet breath, life is a
dangerous sort

All hills between here and power,
are but kind men's faces, for us to tread upon.

The shoulders of giants are
ridden, with the giants too
foolish to care.

Control of the medical resources,
from doctors who trust in my way.
"To cure the sick mind".

The sickness of alien freedoms,
let these be immunised, with all
that is chemically gone.

The spots and the mind run away.
And my time to help is at hand.

Stoicism and logic never smelt so good

"Permit nothing to cleave to you that is not your own; nothing to grow to you that may give you agony when it is torn away."

Stoicism is really a tempting way of life to lead for a while.

Who knows, I might even like it.

But then that wouldn't really be possible.

Life sure is interesting isn't it?

I really should get some more Sherlock Holmes, but Conan Doyle hasn't made any since a while ago.

Pink Floyd is amazing.

Now to find some fanfics

A google search for some Sherlock slash comes up with several disturbing links

Onward.

Disgusting

I really didn’t like it at all

Probably won’t read any more