10.10.06

Asia Explained using Star Craft


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Pictured above is my explanation of the current situation in Asia.

China decided to bomb a small island in between itself and Taiwan for ten straight years (or so I was told by someone who I believed). They didn't have a good reason, but Taiwanese space marines that went through that place were killed by the siege tanks that China placed in Xiamen.

The two loops along the coast of China represent where I figure Shanghai and Beijing are.

To the north you can see that North Korea has got an academy pumping out Ghosts, one of which has used a silo attached to a command centre to launch a nuke, we are all fucked, we all hate that god damn sound byte.

And South Korea are being bitches and going for a zergling rush, but they won't make it, they suck.

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