My uncle is a parsec wide.
My uncle invented space travel.
My uncle can't go outside.
His uncle is a charming bloke, who hijacked an entire school.
He fought in 'nam and Korea, Japan and Taiwan too.
You'll find him robbing whitegoods stores and always tracing calls.
Fighting market forces for a free Tibet for all.
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His uncle jumped an ice cream van and fought a deadly blaze.
He seduced a lusty zookeeper and thus a walrus saved.
Without this paragon of truth, the police still wouldn't fly.
He rolled five natural twenties on a nineteen sided die.
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His uncle is an awesome bloke, and you can meet him too.
Just ask your pineal gland, she'll tell you what to do.
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