Control?

What sick fucks made the Federal Analog Act?

Ban a stimulant, ban every stimulant stronger than it.

Why isn't ethanol illegal?

• (A) Except as provided in subparagraph (C), the term controlled substance analogue means a substance -
  • (i) the chemical structure of which is substantially similar to the chemical structure of a controlled substance in schedule I or II;
  • (ii) which has a stimulant, depressant, or hallucinogenic effect on the central nervous system that is substantially similar to or greater than the stimulant, depressant, or hallucinogenic effect on the central nervous system of a controlled substance in schedule I or II; or
  • (iii) with respect to a particular person, which such person represents or intends to have a stimulant, depressant, or hallucinogenic effect on the central nervous system that is substantially similar to or greater than the stimulant, depressant, or hallucinogenic effect on the central nervous system of a controlled substance in schedule I or II.
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Duet

I found a lady who was sweeter than honey
who would yell "fuck me Jesus" to me
but she loved tying me to a cross
and when i shaved my beard she broke up with me

Human Forum

Japanese popular culture according to the media I am getting is one of excess and conformity.

It seems very far removed from the traditional culture that is talked about in the hagakure; A culture of balance and moderation, of finding a path and doing your best in the living of all elements of your life.

Perhaps feudalism is better than capitalism in some regards.

Multiplayer Lan etc

A startling revelation has surfaced by way of correlation; belief in a manevolant male god increases your chance of anger filled violent outbursts.

Nobody has called me to ask for further information, and I think I might be on a terrorist watch list after calling the USSA embasy.

I probably wouldn't even be posting in this blog if 420 was still up...

DAMN YOU CP

Oh, but xenocide was such a better book...

Ever want to feel like Ender?

Just play the first 20 levels of advance wars DS and you'll see what I mean.

I'm just waiting for the penny to drop and the SPOILER to realize that I'm actually killing people.

Fucking pictures

Will they fire me if I call in sick today?

A clearly dreary morning
My head pounds from the drink.
I'm praying for a good excuse
To lie in bed and think

I'll be right for the 12th tomorrow
If I can just sleep through today.
The september sun is burning
Labors prospect brings dismay.

But i've got work to do
That if I skip i'll get the sack.
I need a miricle
To get the suits up off my back.

So please god, a distraction.
Something big enough to set
The bosses sights upon the distance
and my tardieness forget.

The tv hurts my bloodshot eyes
The morning news I see
It seems that god granted my wish
This day belongs to me.

So thank you Eris god of discord
I see i'm truly blessed
I think of you as I close my eyes
And enjoy my hard earned rest.

Study

Seems like the time I feel most like living my life is when I'm in SWOTvac or something akin. I should pretend I have exams looming every day, and that everytime I go outside I am blowing off study. Whoever invented homework should be shot, whoever invented examinations should be allowed to live. Exams are worthless, a simple arguement. Exams test ability to take exams, I suck at that so I have a lot against them. Exams are anonymous, and nobody trusts anonymous on the internets.

I'm not doing a good job, this writing is trash, e-mail me if you want your time refunded.

Soon Tip

My internet connection has been restored.

I am writing two bibles to help guide the masses who annoy me.

One is all about Eris, since I realized I was a pope a couple months ago.

The other one is about the two major methods of thinking in the world, logical and empathetic.

I'm nearly all out of brown crayons.

Seriously guys

I told you to knock it off, but what do you do?

I don't know.

I get the feeling there are only about 100 people on the internet at any one time, and they all try to act like each other.

Though that probably means I should stop accessing the same forums and imageboards...

At least I don't use fark.

Also: can you believe how easy it is to do things using your mind?

I'm going to play with corpses again sometime really soon