Save our little friends

Do you use antibacterial cleaning products in your house? You might be a worse killer than Hitler!*

Millions of humans worldwide commit daily acts of genocide, the victims; bacteria, the digesters, the nitrogen fixators, our little friends that make the world healthy and clean. These vile acts are socially acceptable, but why?




*blaming a fascist leader for the complacency of the many seems like more of the same, in a society of equality, people accept what blame they deserve.

Twinkle twinkle

In your utopia, what do you eat for breakfast?

A good friend named sue.

10 lies you may have been told about drugs.

Find out the truth about dangerous cults.

Save yourself.

True or false tests are an inadequate form of testing knowledge as poor wording and varying lemmas mean that these are inherently a brainwashing tool, not a teaching aid.


1. There are good drugs and bad drugs.

False, drugs are chemicals, they have no intent.


2. Most drugs don't hurt your mind.

It is possible that many recreational or medicinal drugs may cause temporary or permanent brain damage.

However there are hundreds of classes of drugs that have little or no interaction with neurotransmitters.


3. No one knows what causes people to take drugs.

Any person who willingly doses themselves with a drug does so for a reason.

Respectfully asking someone why they take drugs is the fastest way to understanding.


4. Most drugs aren't habit-forming.

Physiological addiction is a possibility when using many classes of drug.

Psychological dependence is likely for an even wider range of drugs.

Habituation to anything is possible, however I haven't ever had a penicillin craving.

(Man, insulin withdrawals are the worst...)


5. Alcohol isn't a drug.

An alcohol is a hydroxyl substitute to a hydrocarbon chain. Most frequently used of these chemicals is ethanol, which is most certainly psychoactive.


6. Marijuana [cannabis] isn't harmful.

facepalm.jpg

30 seconds with google will give you more information about this than you can read in your lifetime.


7. Ecstasy is safer than other drugs.

True, very true, i'll bet 10 dollars on it.

Door number 1

Door number 2

Door number 3

(Those were the first three off the top of my head)


8. Drugs increase creativity.

Drugs do not give you super powers, anything you do while on a drug comes from you.


9. Drugs improve your senses.

If a drug boosts a neurotransmitter that is otherwise deficient, as in myasthenia gravis, then yes, drugs can improve your senses.

As for psychoactives, I believe that is a alteration in perception, not an increase in sensory data.


10. Drugs stay in the body for only a short time.

Excretion kinetics, wikipedia is your friend.

stolen without permission from
http://www.narconon.org/bookstore/10-things-drug-booklet
please don't give them a dollar, its too much for this trash



fair use is a bitch eh?


Bit of information here, my brother came home with a pamphlet about drugs, which I thought would be a laugh.

Thinking it would be the regular government propaganda of blah blah blah, be careful you don't know, nobody does, I was shocked to find it was actually a scientology front pretending to be an expert on drug education.

These poor misguided fools are wasting your tax dollars, you know, the ones that could improve our hospital, education or public transport systems.

This is not information, this is noise, and we are paying for it.

Anyways, I called them up and offered to locate white papers on pubmed that contradicted their erronious statements.

I got hit with the logical fallacy 'well, that's your opinion and you're entitled to it' which of course it isn't and i'm not.

So i'm putting this here, hoping that my bit of noise may obscufate theirs in some small way.

A blind man driving a school bus is funny; i'm not going to bother the blissfully ignorant with my annoying brand of truth.

It started with an E and ended with a D

You're mediocre.
I'm grotesque.
You're mediocre

Every story ends with dust.
I'll die in time.
No body.

One thought at a time.
At my own pace.
Until the world burns.

Love

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE

My uncle

My uncle is bigger than you are.

My uncle is a parsec wide.

My uncle invented space travel.

My uncle can't go outside.


His uncle is a charming bloke, who hijacked an entire school.

He fought in 'nam and Korea, Japan and Taiwan too.

You'll find him robbing whitegoods stores and always tracing calls.

Fighting market forces for a free Tibet for all.


Chorus


His uncle jumped an ice cream van and fought a deadly blaze.

He seduced a lusty zookeeper and thus a walrus saved.

Without this paragon of truth, the police still wouldn't fly.

He rolled five natural twenties on a nineteen sided die.


Chorus


His uncle is an awesome bloke, and you can meet him too.

Just ask your pineal gland, she'll tell you what to do.

Class segregation is merely skin deep.

Fascism comes from the root word fascia meaning band.

Fascists are the band that groups people together via their aversion to fascist people.

Fascists are a sign of a healthy society in which people are making uninformed decisions and enjoying themselves, if too many fascists gather in a single place then they may form a band that is too restrictive on society at large as it may fail to encompass certain peer humans.

Of course, the end result is the same, but it is a sign of an incredibly unhealthy society to exclude any willing member based on superfascial differences.

In short, the fascists are important to societies, but not because they are a part, but rather because they exist and are excluded.

Path is ok, but how about road?

Ok, lets talk basics.

I mean real basics, not the kind where you nod and agree but don't have a clue what i'm talking about, I mean the kind that everyone knows about because they've learned about it via personal experience.

This is my mouth, you all have one similar to mine, it makes you happy when you put certain things in your mouth, and it makes other people happy when certain things come out of your mouth.

It's a very pleasurable hole really. Now, around here, you have your anus, yep, easy enough to find, probably most commonly known as the place where shit comes out of.

The anus like the mouth can make you feel good if you put things in it or take things out.

Everyone follow so far?

Good!

Now you may have noticed via repeated experimentation, that what you put in your mouth comes out of your anus.

This procedure is known by all and hence is not a good party trick.

So Sun Zi says "The art of war is of vital importance to the State."

But that is only because he was powerful but not the most powerful.

And that he was smart, but not the most smart.

And that he had won political favor, but not enough.

And that he had read the prince, but had not understood it because it was only written in Italian.

Nelix wrote this for me

N2O - Isaac - Sun Jul 16 02:26:16 EST 2006

# # = Intro
# * = Commentary by me
# "" = you talking, nested comments are ''
# '' = me talking
#I was strugling to keep up with you, but its pretty compleate. you were quite for a many long times.

*Seperated his life in china from his life in australia, opon reavaluating this idea he is more comfertable.
*Respect for honest comments about slowing down and being honest with your self about drug use.
*Suprise at respecting someone who is a creationist, or at least providing the informationt to me in a mater of fact style


"Pink floyd has an albumed named clouds tast metalic, i know why."
"With controled breathing I can extend this experience longer"
"Yeah thats cold"
" 'The worms eat into his brain' yeah thats great just put that in there"

*4th box
*Singing along with pink floyd
*Becomes confused and picks up my shaving bag, confusing it for the nanginator, "its like an infinate circle of plastic", "no seriusly, that was fucking wierd"
"What?", "What did you say" "2/3s of everything you experience on nitrus is declared a bad packet by your brain" "but i wonder if your brain processes bad
packets" 'it has to process them to know they are bad' "but i don't process them" *continues singing and doing nitrous
"It's great having you as a friend" 'I agree, it's good having you as a friend too isaac' "i say this on nitrous rather than a euphorient" 'i dunno, nitrous is
pretty eurphoric' "i agree, but only because of what it makes you think"
"I gotta ride this, going to do some more"
"first thumble"
"I love how they do the guy from the starts voice"
"wow i have listened to this album alot"
"and i'm impressed by how long could hold my breath"
"basicly when i am walking i train, i count to 5, and then i walk, then do 15, then i do a minute breath out a minute breath out"
"and i have done alot opf meditiation, not the bullshit kind, you know, actualy knowing your self"
"i lost the charger" 'i will turn the light on' "no wait i got it!"
"it was just the sparkly bits lieing to me, trying to trick me into breathing to much oxagen" "caugh caugh shit" "damn" *breaths deep*
"way to get tricky on me man"
"thingsm this songs for you"
"i didnt mean that your weak, i just ment, fuck it i'll explain later" #review
"I feel awesome, but i want to go on, so i am not going to be making facial expresions any more" *procedes to make crazy faces while not breathing*
'have you tried circular breathing rather than holding our breath?', "yeah i do both"
"ahh medicene" *drinks lucuseaid*
'ready to come back to reality?'
"i'm just going to ride" "remmeber in the book when they talk about geting a tank of nitrus under the front seat"
"thats why i never watch the movie, the whole end bits a bit of a downer, the live ones shit and that whole worm shit, not there in the original"

*seems like isaac is reliving alot of his experiences getting high in china while listening to pink floyd

"just one more box" 'last box'
"please stop me if i keep going"
"i love it its got the sound distortion, and i'v got the sound distortion, so between them i'm not sure if i am even hearing it"

*conversation about penis bleeding and fods with coagulent effects that i was unable to document*

"exosist shit, getting a bit nausiated" 'want me to get the bin?' "nothing like that, i would not be able to warn you if it was that"

*more undocumented penis*

"see this is ego and id, and nitrous maintains my ego, and thats why ia m like 'fuck him he can bleed out his own fucking dick'"
"yeah if you listen to this music for a seccond you just think 'what the hell'" *procedes to sing*
"high?? i think he is telling me to do more nitrous, and the keyboards agree"
"how does he come up with a decetful piano line when hes intoxicated"
"i gotta say man, i love the phantasy land i live in, some of the stuff i allow to exiest just for the sake of, oh yeah its pretty interesting"
"hey man think the start of acid is really 'its pretty interesting' but the end is really 'what the hell'"
"man i was trying to feel my pulse and i realised my fingers are numb"
"lets here it for syd"
"i just burped out the ntirous, its funny feeling all that in slow motion"

Scorpion fighting cockroach

I had a dream about a scorpion fighting a cockroach at a fast food joint while two mice fucked on a sign.

I bet on the scorpion and won something, then got taken into the back where people kept poking me in the head and saying they were trying to stimulate my Broca's and Wernike's areas then seeing what languages I could hear and speak back.

Disruption of communications is a sign

My brother decided to be a vegetarian, and a vocal one!

I of course, am guilty, but suggest that as our bodies evolved as chemotrophic not autotrophic we have no choice but to kill something else to live.

Still, a rabbit or a cow seems cuter to someone who has never seen the marvelous worlds of fungi and bacteria that live but a few powers of concentration beyond our naked eye's ability.

I am constantly in awe of the things that exist around me.

Oh yeah, and as of about 5 mins ago I've seen 420 pokemon...

Dualities that don't exist

Good and evil
Dualities and pluralities
Heaven and hell
Cheese and bacon (maybe)
Chaos and order
Nature and ???????
Organic and vomit

Health food isn't, don't fool yourself, there is nothing inherant anything you consume (put inside you, not buy) that will make you healthy.

You're better off with information about that which you wish to consume, and a single word on your food that means you'll happily gobble it up just suggests laziness.

FELLOW WORKERS, UNITE!

WE MUST CONSUME USING THE MONEYS GIVEN TO US WISELY

OR DIE TRYING

(I got a job now, so this kinda makes more sense)

END ROADWORK

Unite and let us put an end to this scourge!

We cannot in good conscience let our children or our children's children be passed on a world in which they must tolerate the sound of jackhammering at 8:30 in the morning.

Control?

What sick fucks made the Federal Analog Act?

Ban a stimulant, ban every stimulant stronger than it.

Why isn't ethanol illegal?

• (A) Except as provided in subparagraph (C), the term controlled substance analogue means a substance -
  • (i) the chemical structure of which is substantially similar to the chemical structure of a controlled substance in schedule I or II;
  • (ii) which has a stimulant, depressant, or hallucinogenic effect on the central nervous system that is substantially similar to or greater than the stimulant, depressant, or hallucinogenic effect on the central nervous system of a controlled substance in schedule I or II; or
  • (iii) with respect to a particular person, which such person represents or intends to have a stimulant, depressant, or hallucinogenic effect on the central nervous system that is substantially similar to or greater than the stimulant, depressant, or hallucinogenic effect on the central nervous system of a controlled substance in schedule I or II.
  .........

Duet

I found a lady who was sweeter than honey
who would yell "fuck me Jesus" to me
but she loved tying me to a cross
and when i shaved my beard she broke up with me

Human Forum

Japanese popular culture according to the media I am getting is one of excess and conformity.

It seems very far removed from the traditional culture that is talked about in the hagakure; A culture of balance and moderation, of finding a path and doing your best in the living of all elements of your life.

Perhaps feudalism is better than capitalism in some regards.

Multiplayer Lan etc

A startling revelation has surfaced by way of correlation; belief in a manevolant male god increases your chance of anger filled violent outbursts.

Nobody has called me to ask for further information, and I think I might be on a terrorist watch list after calling the USSA embasy.

I probably wouldn't even be posting in this blog if 420 was still up...

DAMN YOU CP

Oh, but xenocide was such a better book...

Ever want to feel like Ender?

Just play the first 20 levels of advance wars DS and you'll see what I mean.

I'm just waiting for the penny to drop and the SPOILER to realize that I'm actually killing people.

Fucking pictures

Will they fire me if I call in sick today?

A clearly dreary morning
My head pounds from the drink.
I'm praying for a good excuse
To lie in bed and think

I'll be right for the 12th tomorrow
If I can just sleep through today.
The september sun is burning
Labors prospect brings dismay.

But i've got work to do
That if I skip i'll get the sack.
I need a miricle
To get the suits up off my back.

So please god, a distraction.
Something big enough to set
The bosses sights upon the distance
and my tardieness forget.

The tv hurts my bloodshot eyes
The morning news I see
It seems that god granted my wish
This day belongs to me.

So thank you Eris god of discord
I see i'm truly blessed
I think of you as I close my eyes
And enjoy my hard earned rest.

Study

Seems like the time I feel most like living my life is when I'm in SWOTvac or something akin. I should pretend I have exams looming every day, and that everytime I go outside I am blowing off study. Whoever invented homework should be shot, whoever invented examinations should be allowed to live. Exams are worthless, a simple arguement. Exams test ability to take exams, I suck at that so I have a lot against them. Exams are anonymous, and nobody trusts anonymous on the internets.

I'm not doing a good job, this writing is trash, e-mail me if you want your time refunded.

Soon Tip

My internet connection has been restored.

I am writing two bibles to help guide the masses who annoy me.

One is all about Eris, since I realized I was a pope a couple months ago.

The other one is about the two major methods of thinking in the world, logical and empathetic.

I'm nearly all out of brown crayons.

Seriously guys

I told you to knock it off, but what do you do?

I don't know.

I get the feeling there are only about 100 people on the internet at any one time, and they all try to act like each other.

Though that probably means I should stop accessing the same forums and imageboards...

At least I don't use fark.

Also: can you believe how easy it is to do things using your mind?

I'm going to play with corpses again sometime really soon

Awful pun or is it?

The theory of the big crunch simply states that everything will come together nicely in the end.